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Belligerent and numerous. It must be wonderful. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

Hey, whatcha watching? Say it in Russian! You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things.

I'll get my kit! Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

Why would I want to know that? Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!

Bender, you risked your life to save me! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Who am I making this out to? You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Daddy Bender, we're hungry. And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! It's a T. It goes “tuh“. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.

Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. No! Don't jump! Throw her in the brig.

That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! And I'm his friend Jesus. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!

And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!

Hey, whatcha watching? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! Also Zoidberg. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

No, she'll probably make me do it. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things.

Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Shut up and get to the point! I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening“ at Elzars. Explain that.